True story: I totally forgot about ICLW until I checked the blog this morning and had two ICLW comments in my box. Oops.
So, um, here’s my deal: Divorce finalized in December, thus officially ending my verbally/emotionally abusive marriage. Mr. X got remarried last week, and I’m feeling more and more free as time goes by. While married, I experienced the “joy” that is infertility, which is how I got hooked into the ALI community.
My faithful companion is Miss Famous (that’s her “stage name”). Her hobbies include sleeping:
And, well, holding down the floor (that’s her with her summer haircut).
(I’ll try to get a post out soon that I spend longer than five minutes writing.) 
