While I’m trying to work out some heavy stuff in my head, I thought I’d copycat some of my bloggy idols like Murgdan and Wiseguy and let you know how the internets at large find their way to this here blogging space. Below are some of the actual search terms used to find yours truly:
“my parents are social worker” Um, ok. Not sure what that has to do with me, but, maybe they can find you a good grammar teacher.
“murgdan” Now, seeing as this post is the first time I think I’ve mentioned her, I think this one is really weird. (They must have found her name in the comments.) Somebody must have been REALLY disappointed when they got here and found out it wasn’t her blog, but mine, instead. Murgdan, honey, I think you have a stalker.
“verbal abuse get a fucking real job” Now, this one is quite lovely, don’t you think? I’m not really sure what it means, though. Is it the verbal abuse that’s supposed to get a real job, the abuser, or the abusee? Very confusing, and the answer could really impact how I feel about this one. It remains a mystery, however, and is likely to remain that way.
Now for my all time favorite search term (at least up until this point):
“how to tell a boy dog” Well, you know what they say…you can always tell a boy dog, you just can’t tell him much, yuk, yuk, yuk.
Heavy, angst-filled posting to return when I get my head wrapped around whatever it is it’s trying to wrap itself around, ‘k? 🙂